This is a rename. My old journal is lady_eldarwen

The new Angelina film with the assassins? Total Darwin Award fodder.

In every cut of the trailer thus far, they've focused on "curve the bullet" idea. Someone(s) is going to come out on the wrong end of a William Tell fiasco. If I was a producer on the film (well first I'd have not had them use that out of fear) I'd call up Myth Busters and coordinate with them to make a bust clip to run in the trailer before the film. GAH!

The game is found here

Walk Through:

Room one: grab the item and go south

Grab item and enter small room. The door has closed behind you. Grab the item and look at the shadows, find the opening and exit. You’ll see another opening in the wall in the lower right. Enter and get the first MOON.

Go West. There are weak spots in the floor surrounding the item. They appear in a diamond shape with the opening at the top. Grab the item.
When you fall through, you see two rooms, the one on the bottom right can be fallen into. In the upstairs room go to the bottom right corner, there are 2 holes here to let you grab this item.

Go North through the door on the right. Step on the button and exit South.

Go North though the door on the left. Step on these button in the order suggested on the left where one circle is the first button, 2 circles is the second button and so on. If the buttons were the numbers on your phone and the key is 5 the order of buttons is: 2-4-3-9-7-6-8-1. Take the KEY.

Go North and cross the bridge and take the item.

Go West and open the chest to earn the POUCH.

Go East, South, South and East. Go South through the door that is now unlockable. Take the Two Items. 

Go North and East. Unlock the door and the bottom right and take the Item. 

Go East. There is another opening in the wall. Go though and take the Two Items in the spiral.

Go North.  Aim the cannon and shoot the three blocks. Grab the Two Items and open the chest to get the STONE.

Go South, West and down the stairs. Touch the book and press the red button to create the MAGNET. 

Go upstairs, East and through the wall and then South.

Ice Puzzle
Go to the right side and the lowest gate. Use the Magnet to pull the block.
Go to the bottom wall and the second gate, pull that block.
Go to the bottom wall, third gate, pull the block.
Top wall, first gate. Go down, right left and grab the item. 
Reset the puzzle with the top right arrow swirl.
Bottom wall, third gate, pull the block.
Bottom wall, second gate. Go up, right, down, right, up and grab the other item.

Go through the top right room and grab the item. 

Go North and North. Line up with the block across the gorge. Pull the block.

Go South, West, West, West and downstairs. Open the door and chest to get the BRANCH. 

Go all the way West then North through the center door. Press the button to point it toward the moon. Go South then North tough the left door. There is and Item behind the lamp.

Go West, grab the Item 

Go East through the top door and hit the button

Go West, South North through the right door and fire the canon to get the second MOON. 

Go out and back in to fire North. Then go back and forth between the middle door with the button to spin the canon and the canon room. Fire it West.

Go South, North on the left, West, and grab the Item. 

Go North and pull yourself across the gorge with the Magnet. Grab the Two Items.

Go South and North through the door on the top right. Go East and push the block into the gap. Grab the Item. Push the other block to the crater from the canon blast.

Go West, South, East on the bottom South, North in the right door and fire the canon North. 

Go back to the room with the blocks. Grab the Item. Go West through the top door. Open the chest to get the BONE.

Go back to the book and create the PICK AX

Go all the way West and break the dirt to go West. Break dirt to the Item. Then to the chest with the LEAF. Break the dirt in the top row to find the third MOON. 

Break dirt South to get to the Button Puzzle. 

Button Puzzle
Soak it in. You’ll need the pick ax and the magnet. When you step on the brown button, the fuse will trigger. (I look ahead and change the position of my mouse when the button is activating since the fuse is frozen briefly.

Push the block nearest you down. Use the magnet to pull the next block over, cross and press the Purple button.
Go back, break the dirt. Push the next block around and pick though to the Red button.
Go beak and left. Pull the block in and them pull across the gap and push the Blue button.
(it may take a few time trials)

The canon will break the block. Go to the bottom left room and take the Item, push the Green button and open the Chest to get the BOTTLE. 

Go back to the book and make the TORCH.

Go all the way West, then South and East. Light the lamp, pull yourself across the gap with the magnet, grab the Item and then push the block into the gap. 

Go North and the North through the right door. Pick the dirt and get the Forth MOON.

Go South, East, North. Pick the buttons away, press the button and go downstairs. Pull the block, grab the Item. Pick the dirt and warp. 

East, South, South, East, East, South in the right door, East and downstairs. Pick the dirt and grab the Item.

Go West to the Stair Puzzle 

Stair Puzzle
Go up and stop just before the gap. Pull the block over. Then take the stairs twice. Pull the block into the gap and go back to the start. Then go to the stairs 4 times. Take the Item and then the stairs on the right. Step to the third space infront of the block. Pull it over and then push it all the way right. Go to the stairs 6 times back. Pull the block. Go back again 6 times and then into the new stairs. Then the next stairs. There are 2 places to pull blocks, pull them. Push through to the top stairs. Warp, grab the Item, pick the dirt, warp. Take the stairs till you reach the chest. Pull the block over top the other block. Take the stairs back 4 times then take the top of the 2 stairs (the one over the block). Take the stairs and get the MAP. Push the block and go downstairs twice. Go onto the block and down and right. The rightmost corner will break away. Find the hole. Pick the dirt for the Fifth MOON. Move the block to cover the gap and exit the maze.

Go West, North, grab the Item. North, North and light the flame (infamous flame 4)

Return to the stairs that brought you to the maze and return West, North, North, Burn the ivy.

Go South, East, East. Through the wall and South then West via the lower door. Light the lamp and navigate the warps to reach the central Item. Go through the top left warp and get the Item.

Go East, North, North on the left. West, North on the right. West via the central door. Pick the dirt to get the Sixth MOON. 

Return to the Central room. Go West then North. Press the button. This will release the Water and grow trees.

Go South, burn the tree and take the Item. Press the button. Cross the bridge and pick all the dirt. Fall down the hole, light the lamp, press the button. Cross the bridge light the other lamp and go up the stairs. Cross the bridge and enter the block. Push the block down. Go the other way and line yourself up with the  middle finger and pull the block. 

Exit the block and go North and West. Pick the dirt, press the button, grab the Item. Warp, light the lamp, warp. Burn the tree and take the Item.

Go West on the tracks. You click to turn the junctions in the track to go round to the Item. Then South into the next room. Click junctions to get the Item and exit East. Press the button.  Cross the bridge, go West and South over the left bridge. Enter the house. Poke around to go to the second floor. Go towards yourself (down) then left and up to get to the roof. Press the button. Go downstairs and exit the house.

Go East, cross the bridges, go downstairs and get the key. 

Return to the start. Unlock the wall. Use the Magnet to cross the river, burn the trees. Take the Item and Seventh MOON. Use the magnet on the arrow to cross again.

Go South, then East, unlock the door and pick the dirt to get the Eighth MOON 

Go East, North, North, West, West, cross the bridges, West, West, South to the Smiley Face Puzzle

Smiley Face Puzzle
Open the door on the right and break the dirt for the Ninth MOON. Pick the dirt to reveal a warp but hold off. Go back and open the other door. Pull the block and maneuver it to the warp on the right, (you’ll have to warp out of the room once) once this is done, push the block into the gap. 

Go East and take the Tenth MOON.

Go back to the start, take the left door South and take the Item to watch the “end” and earn the ORB. Return to the book and make the gem. Return to start, take the door East. Enter the spaceship and click the gem.